Later, mate.
~What do you call a swarm of monster bees? Zombees.
~Be kind to your dentist. He has fillings too.
~Did you hear about the two antennas that got married? The wedding was a disaster but the reception was great.
~What is unique about a goose? It grows down as it grows up.
~Why were the teacher's eyes crossed? She couldn't control her pupils.
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I hereby maroon ye, mate! For those lame jokes which made me chuckle and groan at the same time! And that's mutiniy!
Yikes! You must be looking for pirate jokes of a higher quality. I would just say that I'm not worried about being hungry while being marooned on an island because of all the sand which is there.
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