Jokes

The pirates I know love jokes. It doesn't matter if the joke is good or not 'cause pirates like to groan almost as much as they like to laugh. Do you know a joke you'd like to share? Let's hear it!

Later, mate.

~What do you call a swarm of monster bees? Zombees.

~Be kind to your dentist. He has fillings too.

~Did you hear about the two antennas that got married? The wedding was a disaster but the reception was great.

~What is unique about a goose? It grows down as it grows up.

~Why were the teacher's eyes crossed? She couldn't control her pupils.